Re: virus: Poor misunderstood Mermaid.

From: Mermaid . (britannica@hotmail.com)
Date: Thu Jan 10 2002 - 15:37:49 MST


and oh...I dont mind the appellation of bitch at all...in fact, I have
called myself that....although it is my strong suspicion that the 'Psycho'
is part of a mistaken identity..who knows..I might even learn to love it and
imagine it to be a term of endearment.

Mermaid.

From: Bill Roh <billroh@churchofvirus.com>
Reply-To: virus@lucifer.com
To: virus@lucifer.com
Subject: Re: virus: Poor misunderstood Mermaid.
Date: Thu, 10 Jan 2002 13:47:09 -0700

Must we seperate you two children?

>From what I can tell, there is no shortage of integrity in either of you.
Though I have not met Mermaid - I do know she can be a psychobitch with a
very different perspective than myself (I would say skewed - but that would
be impolite - and maybe wrong). But I do not think she fabricates anything -
she simply interprets differently than I would in many cases. I do know
Hermit though - and though I disagree alot with him, I do love and trust the
man. The whole business of having to check sources and such is unnecessary
for me simply because I am sure that neither of you too are willing to lie -
for your own sakes and because you both seem above it.

I hail our Cretens and Psychobitches!

Bill

L' Ermit wrote:

> Encore. What a wonderful performance.
>
> Mermaid, your latest missive has completely convinced me of the terrible
> martyrdom you are suffering on our behalf. How would we ever have known
what
> "integrity" was, if you were not there to show us its real meaning. Such
> stability, such tranquility, such bravery as yours, such selfless
> willingness to sacrifice friendship, respect, and outdated ideas of
> discourse, argument and rational tolerance of that with which you
disagree,
> is rare indeed. While others might think that you were busily seeking new
> allies, or attempting to correct an all too frequent "momentary lapse of
> reason," revealing far more of yourself than you wish, I am not fooled by
> such base assumptions and understand that you have more "integrity" in
your
> little finger than most people have in their, in their, words almost fail
> me.
>
> Seldom in the history of mankind can there possibly have been anyone who
was
> as certain of their absolute ability to discern "truth" and harangue the
> wicked as you have demonstrated for us. Over and over. Permanently on
record
> in our archives for anyone who takes the trouble to find out about the
real
> you so that they too can love you without your even having to demonstrate
> your abilities upon them. Reflecting clearly how those seeking to
disagree
> with you were evil, nasty and perverted characters like me, fully
deserving
> everything you said about them - and so much more. How could I ever have
> misjudged your saintly mission? How could I possibly have written, as I
did,
> before receiving your letter and seeing the light, "So shed no tears for
the
> PsychoBitch. They are unnecessary and unappreciated (by her). She now
seeks
> to portray herself as being martyred on account of the integrity she has
> already quite convinced herself that she possesses and is now desperately
> attempting to persuade everyone else of." I am so mortified. I flagellate
> myself. For making this clear to all, I salute you. Few would have the
> courage, may I say, "the balls", to take the course you have chosen. I
say
> this in all sincerity and with absolutely no sarcasm.
>
> Hermit the Cretan
> Giving the Mermaid a big squelchy kiss for being such a wonderful example
to
> us all.
>
> PS The Surgeon General advises those reading this text to examine the
> reverse of this email for an important message, sponsored by Epimenides.
>
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