Re: virus: Sniff my baby behind - Ping Bill

From: Bodie (mclarkc@essex.ac.uk)
Date: Tue Jan 15 2002 - 16:29:01 MST


Congratulations on your son, I'm not so lucky, you hit on a sorta sore
nerve, I never smelt a womans behind, but I managed to get one of them
pregnent. I now have a son due in march. I wish I had your power over
the army, mine just defy orders and go straight in there. Never mind I
finish uni in june and plan to support the kid. Anyway, I don't know how
you would go about developing a sense of smell, I guess you just hang
around garbige dumps a lot, maybe that would do it

On Tue, 15 Jan 2002, Bill Roh wrote:

> It's not really the ass you are smelling - though I am sure you know that. And of
> course, you have to develop your sense of smell so than you can tell if she is or is
> not ovulating. Maybe thats possible - I don't know. Now I don't know about you, but I
> usually head for a womans nether regions somewhat before intercourse - it's a big part
> of foreplay afterall. So, when you go down on her, if you get that "she's ovulating"
> smell - then yea, keep your army out of her barracks!
>
> Bill
>
> PS. If you are a super human, like myself - just order your sperm not to impregnate
> her. I admit that I was quite a "caution to the wind" sexaholic most my life - never
> had a pregnancy. I was beginning to question my ability - then the wife and I said
> "lets have a baby" and she was pregnant 3 months later. Go figure - 10 years of
> unprotected sex with the same woman and her period was never even late. Then we decide
> to get pregnant and POW - My son Quinn is conceived.
>
> Bodie wrote:
>
> > So all I have to do to have a good 1 night stand without any risks is to
> > smell the girls arse. Great, just about that time she's running at 100mph
> > in the opposite direction, I think I'll give that one a miss
> >
> > On Mon, 14 Jan 2002, Bill Roh wrote:
> >
> > > I'll mention some more of the specifics I remember just to clear some things up:
> > >
> > > Yes, I thought I made it clear that it was the lack of sense of smell in the
> > > first sentence.
> > >
> > > 1> It is also the fact that to get a really good wiff - your head would need to
> > > be located at ass height. Obviously aside from the poor smell, the nose is
> > > poorly loacted, in most cases, for a really good wiff.
> > > 2> At the time when people were developing into people, we seldom lived that
> > > long (40 years) - we were lucky to make it to puberty. If you lived to 30 you
> > > were an old man. So instead of 27 or 28 years of reproductive potential, it was
> > > only a few years, maybe 10 that you were able to reproduce.
> > > 3> Even if 20 out of 100 got pregnant - at the time we were developing that
> > > would have been a catastrophic % of reproducing women. I would think anyway.
> > > Infant mortality at the time had to be phenominal.
> > > 4>I am not positing this as the answer, but a possible one of many aspects that
> > > drove the bus to monogamy.
> > >
> > > regards
> > > Bill
> > >
> > >
> > > L' Ermit wrote:
> > >
> > > > [Bill] Something that you seemed to miss here that I picked up from the book
> > > > "Demonic Males - Apes and the Origins of Human Violance" by Richard Wrangham
> > > > and Dale Peterson:
> > > >
> > > > [Bill] All of the apes except humans have a sense of smell capable of
> > > > telling the males when the females are fertile. This means that the ape can
> > > > pay little or no attention to the female except when necessary - when sex is
> > > > likely to result in a pregnancy. Humans on the other hand cannot tell by
> > > > smell alone when the proper time to mate is. Women have learned over the
> > > > millenea to hide their cycle from the males.
> > > >
> > > > [Hermit] No. The woman still releases pheromenes - at about the same level
> > > > as chimpanzees. It is the man (and the woman) who have traded the sense of
> > > > smell for the ability to think.
> > > >
> > > > [Bill] This means that in order to create a baby, to reproduce, the male
> > > > must entice the female to ramain with him throughout a the reproductive
> > > > years if they wish to reproduce.
> > > >
> > > > [Hermit] If 100 averagely fertile women mate randomly with averagely fertile
> > > > men over a one year period at average rates [3x per week below age 40], but
> > > > without using contraceptives, then about 20/100 women will become pregnant.
> > > >
> > > > [Hermit] If, in the course of a serious overnight relationship, you fuck
> > > > under the same circumstances (as too many US kids do), it seems that the
> > > > probability is a lot higher (as is the probability of catching something
> > > > else simultaneously - which also might explain the 25% STD rate in the under
> > > > 25).
> > > >
> > > > [Bill] So - it is in part a woman's deception that puts the males in a
> > > > position of choosing to remain with them - or risk their reproductive
> > > > future.
> > > >
> > > > [Hermit] Given the above, I have to say it is an elegant theory, but it does
> > > > not match all the known facts.
> > > >
> > > > [Bill] Certainly there are other arguments - but I thought this one might
> > > > help
> > > >
> > > > Kind Regards
> > > >
> > > > Hermit
> > > >
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