virus: flying memes

From: Walter Watts (wlwatts@cox.net)
Date: Thu Jul 11 2002 - 09:37:31 MDT


Jeez, the memes are really flying fast and furious these days. No time
to verify even a small percentage of the small percentage that hold a
hope of veracity. Instead, I'm working on the world's first massively
parallel virtual neuronal meme accelerator. It takes incoming memes,
accelerates them to relativistic speeds, then smashes them into
existing, verified neuronal readiness-to-fire patterns. Those memes that
match existing, verifed patterns are of course stopped dead in their
tracks and drop straight down into a bucket that is part of a
reinforcing loop-back pathway. Those memes that don't coincide with
verified data continue their path unimpeded out of my massively parallel
processor like a neutrino through a cheap pork chop.

Anyone wanting to contribute cash money to this vital research can send
their tax nondeductible contributions directly to:

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Beverly Hills, CA.   90210


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