From: joedees@bellsouth.net
Date: Wed Aug 14 2002 - 00:05:11 MDT
On 14 Aug 2002 at 0:38, Walter Watts wrote:
I didn't write it and I don't know who did, but I figured there would be
those who would appreciate it here.
>
> Joe, you've found my "imperceptible, undetectable and existentially
> untestable" spirit of patriotism that is a subset of the "might makes
> right survival above all else" memeplex.
>
> You've digitally manipulated it, or as we call it in redneck Okie
> country, finger-fucked it.
>
> I'm in redneck orgasmic bliss from the experience, and just wanted to
> thank you.
>
> Your exortation to
> muslim-meme-carrying-Allah-worshipping-little-sex-deprived-adolescent
> boys-afraid of women and jacking off in the dark women hating
> paternalistic chicken--shit jackasses(well, you get the picture) was
> neural-net-ready-to-fire pattern matching right on. And I'm not
> ashamed of it either.
>
> Of course that's just my ALIVE, STILL carrying on the germ-line
> survival-of-the-highest-on-the-fitness-landscape opinion.
>
> Take her sleazy, brother!!!!!
>
> And to anyone on CoV that doesn't understand where I'm coming from,
> please don't bristle at my irrational-on-a-stick rhetoric.
>
> Love to all (really),
>
> Walter
>
> Walter
>
> joedees@bellsouth.net wrote:
>
> > To those extremists that perpetrated this crime against our nation,
> > I have a warning for you. There are those of us who look at your
> > actions as irrational, twisted, and completely inhuman. By all
> > measures, what you have done can only be seen as insane. I have news
> > for you. We're more nuts than you, and it should scare you s***less.
> > You may think that when you die for your cause, you go to Paradise
> > with 72 virgins, can leave reservations for 70 members of your
> > family, all your sins are forgiven, and you sit at the side of
> > Allah. Big deal. We had 39 guys who rented a Beverly Hills mansion,
> > cut off their nuts, built a web site, and proceeded to poison
> > themselves to death to hitch a ride with aliens out on the Hale-Bopp
> > comet. You shoot guns into the sky to celebrate victories over
> > enemies, and people are killed by the bullets raining down on them.
> > We not only do this for New Year's Eve in some cities, but we burn
> > houses down, tear up streets, loot and sack our stores, and beat
> > ourselves senseless when our sports teams win championships. Sports
> > teams! We made a sequel to Police Academy 5. We gave an award for
> > singing to two guys who never even sang. We put little sweaters on
> > dogs. We shot John Lennon six times and didn't even aim for Yoko
> > Ono. We think Elvis is still alive. We put Braille on drive-up
> > automatic teller machines. We think that a simple button on a web
> > site that says "Do not click if you're under 21" will do anything
> > but cause a person under 21 to click on it. We take a large chunk of
> > the island on which those buildings you destroyed sat and pretend
> > that it isn't a part of our country after all, let people fly into
> > our airports that we want to kill, drive them in limousines to speak
> > against us on this "pretend territory" land, let them drive back to
> > our airport, and then let them fly back home without a scratch. We
> > sell hot dogs in packages of ten and the buns in packages of eight.
> > We can't even decide if pitchers should have to bat for themselves
> > or not. All those baseball fields we've got. And none of them are
> > even remotely the same size. We gave millions of dollars to a guy
> > that told us that God was going to kill him if he didn't raise
> > enough money. When he didn't get enough money, he didn't die. So we
> > gave him more money in celebration of the fact that God didn't make
> > him die. We've managed to keep the formulas for Coca-Cola and
> > Kentucky Fried Chicken secret for decades, we encrypt the most banal
> > communications on our Information Superhighway, and yet we given
> > away our most important nuclear secrets to the Chinese and Russians
> > at the drop of a hat. And yet, with all this on the A-1 Psycho
> > balance sheet, you still think that if you're more nuts than us that
> > this won't result in your complete and utter annihilation? One way
> > or another, your way of life will be over, period. Freedom's kind of
> > a crazy, kooky, nutty thing when you look really close at it and all
> > the bizarre and loony things that can result from it, but it's
> > better than any other ideas anybody else has come up with. It's been
> > that way since 1776, and built to last no matter how insanely we try
> > to screw it up on a daily basis. We are even nuts and ruthless
> > enough as a nation to start insanely tearing at those of ourselves
> > that even remotely resemble you in such rancorous, deplorable, and
> > angry ways that it will make you wonder if Allah has enough glue to
> > piece enough of you back together for a flesh paperweight in
> > Paradise. We may not know where you are now, but when we do I
> > guarantee you that the majority of our high school children will
> > still have no idea where on the globe where you are or where you
> > will end up being buried. But we will send them anyway, and we will
> > allow those of them that went into the armed services because they
> > didn't manage to get into college to *still* rain down Hell and fire
> > on your worthless hides. It will all come down on you, because we're
> > nuts enough to give all four of our branches of the military service
> > extremely powerful and deadly aircraft even though only one of them
> > is actually called the Air Force. Picking a fight with the most
> > insane nation on Earth with the hope that your message and influence
> > will spread throughout the world, well, that's just downright
> > stupid.
>
> --
>
> Walter Watts
> Tulsa Network Solutions, Inc.
>
> "No one gets to see the Wizard! Not nobody! Not no how!"
>
>
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