From: Archibald Scatflinger (TransdimensionalElf@hawaii.rr.com)
Date: Sat Sep 14 2002 - 20:59:29 MDT
----- Original Message -----
From: "Jon Marshall" <jmarshal@OL.COM.AU>
To: <CYBERMIND@LISTSERV.AOL.COM>
Sent: Friday, September 13, 2002 8:56 PM
Subject: President Bush Writes a Star Wars Movie
> President Bush writes Star Wars Movie
>
> Act 1) The Freedom Fighters stride into the Federation of Planets, and
> demand that unless they are authorised to invade anyone they like
> whenever they want, then they will declare the Federation irrelevant.
>
> Act 2) The Freedom Fighters manouevre the Death Star over a backwater
> planet which used to be an ally, but whose leaders might be trying to
> build their own Death Starlet.
>
> Act 3) Amusing shots of civilians being blown to bits or incinerated by
> shots fired from outer space.
>
> Act 4) When resistance is crushed and the cities levelled, the Freedom
> Fighters land to impose order.
>
> Act 5) A new ruler who is friendly to the Freedom Fighters is installed.
> He is given a body guard of Freedom Fighter Stormtroopers, and a
> military base is set up to help him maintain his popularity.
>
> THE END
>
> jon
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