Re:virus: Facts on illegal immigrant health care costs to the rest of "us"

From: Hermit (hidden@lucifer.com)
Date: Sun Jun 22 2003 - 00:15:10 MDT

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    If you think surgeons are gods, consider this...

    There's a fighter pilot who dies and goes to heaven. While waiting to check in he notices a large twin coming in high-and-hot to a nearby landing strip. The twin pilot blows the landing--collapses the nose gear, strikes the props, and slews off the runway, but as the fighter pilot runs to help, the twin pilot(?) gets out of the burning plane and walks away. Fifteen minutes later, same scene: another twin, another blown landing and the same guy climbs out of the next trashed twin. The pilot waiting to check in to heaven is amazed, he turns to St. Peter and says "what's the story with that guy flying the twin?" "Oh, that's just Jesus" says St. Peter, "he thinks he's a surgeon."

    Hermit 

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