From: Walter Watts (wlwatts@cox.net)
Date: Mon Jul 14 2003 - 10:47:03 MDT
A very attractive lady goes up to the bar. She gestures alluringly to
the bartender who comes over immediately. When he arrives, she
seductively signals that he should bring his face closer to hers. When
he does, she begins to gently caress his full beard. "Are you the
manager?" she asks, softly stroking his face with both hands. "Actually,
I'm not," says the man. "Can you get him for me? I need to speak to
him," she says, running her hands beyond his beard and into his hair.
"I'm afraid I can't," breathes the bartender. "Is there anything I can
do?" "Yes, there is. I need you to give him a message," she continues,
running her forefinger across the bartender's lips and slyly popping a
couple of her fingers into his mouth and allowing him to nip them
gently. "What should I tell him?" the bartender manages to say around
her delicate fingers. "Tell him," she whispers, "there is no toilet
paper, hand soap or paper towels in the ladies room."
-- Walter Watts Tulsa Network Solutions, Inc. "Reminding you to help control the human population. Have your sexual partner spayed or neutered." --- To unsubscribe from the Virus list go to <http://www.lucifer.com/cgi-bin/virus-l>
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