From: joedees@bellsouth.net
Date: Fri Aug 08 2003 - 19:29:20 MDT
A couple goes on vacation to a fishing resort in northern
Minnesota. The husband likes to fish at the crack of dawn. The wife
likes to read.
One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing
and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife
decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors,
and continues to read her book.
Along comes a game warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside
the woman and says, "Good morning Ma'am. What are you doing?"
"Reading a book," she replies, (thinking "isn't that obvious?")
"You're in a restricted fishing area," he informs her.
"I'm sorry officer, but I'm not fishing, I'm reading."
"Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could
start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up."
"If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault," says
the woman.
"But I haven't even touched you," protests the game warden.
"That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could
start at any moment."
MORAL: Never argue with a woman who reads. It's likely that she can
also think.
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