From: Blunderov (squooker@mweb.co.za)
Date: Thu Oct 16 2003 - 13:35:04 MDT
[Blunderov]
Dr. B.J. Sooner? Dr. Inserta Shafteer? Dr. Len Lictepeen? Sounds like my
kind of people. Really Walter, you should be more careful - you know how
these memes can rage out of control infecting the planet with their
terrible...then again perhaps one shouldn't rush to judgment. Perhaps we
should be careful not to dismiss these findings prematurely. A good,
solid 30 yr study should resolve the matter to everyone's satisfaction.
Objection withdrawn. (In the interests of science.)
Best Regards
> -----Original Message-----
> From: owner-virus@lucifer.com [mailto:owner-virus@lucifer.com] On
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> Of Walter Watts
> Sent: 16 October 2003 1816
> To: virus
> Subject: virus: reduce the risk of breast cancer by up to 40 percent
>
> (BW) -- Women who perform the act of fellatio on a regular basis, one
to
> two times a week, may reduce their risk of breast cancer by up to 40
> percent, a recent study found.
>
> Doctors had never suspected a link between the act of fellatio and
> breast cancer, but new research being performed is starting to suggest
> that there could be an important link between the two.
>
> In a study of over 15,000 women suspected of having performed regular
> fellatio over the past ten years, the researchers found that those
> actually having performed the act regularly, one to two times a week,
> had a lower occurance of breast cancer than those who had not. There
was
> no increased risk, however, for those who did not regularly perform.
>
> "I think it removes the last shade of doubt that fellatio is actually
a
> healthy act," said Dr. B.J. Sooner of the Hopkins School of Medicine,
> who was not involved in the research. "I am surprised by these
findings,
> but am also excited that the researchers may have discovered a
> relatively easy way to lower the occurance of breast cancer in women."
>
> The University researchers stressed that, though breast cancer is
> relatively uncommon, any steps taken to reduce the risk would be a
wise
> decision.
>
> "Only with regular performance will your chances be reduced, so I
> encourage all women out there to make fellatio an important part of
> their daily routine," said Dr. Inserta Shafteer, one of the
researchers.
> "Since the emergence of the research, I try to fellate at least once
> every other night to reduce my chances."
>
> The study is reported in Friday's Journal of Medical Research.
>
> In 1991, 43,582 women died of breast cancer, as reported by the
National
> Cancer Institute.
>
> Dr. Len Lictepeen, deputy chief medical officer for the American
Cancer
> Group, said women should not overlook or "play down" these findings.
>
> "This will hopefully change women's practice and patterns, resulting
in
> a severe drop in the future number of cases," Lictepeen said.
>
> Sooner said the research shows no increase in the risk of breast
cancer
> in those who are, for whatever reason, not able to fellate regularly.
>
> "There's definitely fertile ground for more research. Many have
stepped
> forward to volunteer for related research now in the planning stages,"
> he said.
>
> Almost every woman is, at some point, going to perform the act of
> fellatio, but it is the frequency at which this event occurs that
makes
> the difference, say researchers.
>
> The reasearch consisted of two groups, 6,246 women ages 25 to 45 who
had
> performed fellatio on a regular basis over the past five to ten years,
> and 9,728 women who had not. The group of women who had performed
> fellatio had a breast cancer rate of
> 1.9 percent and the group who had not had a breast cancer rate of 10.4
> percent.
>
> "The findings do suggest that there are other causes for breast cancer
> besides the absence of regular fellatio," Shafteer said. "It's a
cause,
> not THE cause."
>
> --
>
> Walter Watts
> Tulsa Network Solutions, Inc.
>
> "Reminding you to help control the human population. Have your sexual
> partner spayed or neutered."
>
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