From: Walter Watts (wlwatts@cox.net)
Date: Wed Oct 29 2003 - 17:21:34 MST
Very funny, Blunderov.
Walter
Blunderov wrote:
> [Blunderov]
> Nice joke I received today.
> Best Regards
>
> <q>
> Little Zachary, a Jewish kid, was doing very badly in math. His parents
> had tried everything: tutors, mentors, flash cards, special learning
> centres, in short, everything they could think of to help his math!
> Finally, in a last ditch effort, they took Zachary down and enrolled him
> in the local Catholic school.
>
> After the first day, little Zachary came home with a very serious look
> on his face. He didn't even kiss his mother hello. Instead, he went
> straight to his room and started studying. Books and papers were spread
> out all over the room and little Zachary was hard at work. His mother
> was amazed. She called him down to dinner and, to her shock, the minute
> he was done, he marched back to his room without a word, and in no time,
> he was back hitting the books as hard as before. This went on for some
> time, while day after day the mother tried to understand what made all
> the difference.
>
> Finally, little Zachary brought home his report card. He quietly laid it
> on the table, went up to his room, and hit the books. With great
> trepidation, his Mom looked at it and to her great surprise, little
> Zachary got an "A" in math. She could no longer hold her curiosity. She
> went to his room and said: "Son, what was it? Was it the nuns?"
>
> Little Zachary looked at her and shook his head, no.
>
> "Well then," she replied, "was it the books, the discipline, the
> structure, the uniforms? WHAT was it?"
>
> Little Zachary looked at her and said, "Well, on the first day of
> school, when I saw that guy nailed to the plus sign, I knew they weren't
> fooling around."
> </q>
>
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