From: joedees@bellsouth.net
Date: Fri Sep 13 2002 - 11:23:11 MDT
On 13 Sep 2002 at 13:13, Blunderov wrote:
> joedees@bellsouth.net
> Sent: 13 September 2002 09:19 AM
>
> On 13 Sep 2002 at 8:47, Blunderov wrote:
>
> > joedees@bellsouth.net
> > Sent: 12 September 2002 11:48 PM
> > On 12 Sep 2002 at 11:35, Archibald Scatflinger wrote:
> >
> > > [joe]
> > > > To oppose an action against those who had engineered the deaths
> > > > of three thousand of mostly American civilian citizens in her
> > > > largest city, and who had pledged to perpetrate more of the
> > > > same, is itself anti- american.
> >
> > [Blunderov]
> > This doesn't seem logical. How is opposing such an action in and of
> > itself anti-American? The opposer might quite easily have what they
> > consider to be Americas best interests at heart; they might be a
> > patriot of note. Or not. The question is entirely moot.
> >
> [joe]
> To advise someone not to defend themselves against their attackers
> clearly does not demonstrate that the advisor harbors their best
> interests at heart.
>
>
> [Blunderov]
> 'Cmon Joe, that dog wont hunt. Picture, if you will, this scene:
>
> <The White House, Presidential boudoir, 11:00 pm>
> (The President is on his knees beside his bed, fingers steepled, eyes
> closed.)
>
> [Dubya]
> Oh Lord, please provide me with some helpful advice to get me thru
> these dark days of global terrorism.
>
> [Jesus]
> Well George, one of my personal favourites is "Love thy neighbour as
> thyself." An oldy but goody. Highly recommended.
>
> [Dubya]
> That one is a bit awkward at the moment Lord. Got another one?
> Something with lots of wrath and brimstone preferably, you know how
> the public likes special fx?
>
> [Jesus]
> We ordered some last week but they haven't delivered yet. All I have
> in stock at the moment is some "turn the other cheek". Can I give you
> some of that instead?
>
> [Dubya]
> Well its a bit pansy for the times we're facing Lord. We need
> something a bit stronger than that.
>
> [Jesus]
> Well there's always "forgive us our trespasses as we forgive those who
> trespass against us". A popular favourite, perennial seller, breaks
> the ice at ecumenical parties.
>
> [Dubya]
> Jesus Jesus! What are you? An anti-american? Is there someone else I
> can speak to? Your dad! Is he in?
>
> [Jesus]
> I'll just go see.
>
> [Dubya]
> Amen to that you rotten doctor commie rat.
>
> Warm regards
>
He should call up Allah.
"Beseige your enemies wherever you find them."
It reminds me of a joke:
A mugger ran up to a Quaker and slapped him on his right cheek. The
Quaker rubbed his reddened cheek, then quietly requested that the
mugger slap the other one. The mugger complies, exclaiming, "My,
you're an easy mark!" But then, the Quaker begins to take off his coat
and roll up his sleeves, as he says to the mugger, "Dutifully and
faithfully have I followed our Lord's commandments, and now I will
proceed to lick Hell out of thee."
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