From: Blunderov (squooker@mweb.co.za)
Date: Fri Sep 13 2002 - 05:13:47 MDT
joedees@bellsouth.net
Sent: 13 September 2002 09:19 AM
On 13 Sep 2002 at 8:47, Blunderov wrote:
> joedees@bellsouth.net
> Sent: 12 September 2002 11:48 PM
> On 12 Sep 2002 at 11:35, Archibald Scatflinger wrote:
>
> > [joe]
> > > To oppose an action against those who had engineered the deaths of
> > > three thousand of mostly American civilian citizens in her largest
> > > city, and who had pledged to perpetrate more of the same, is
> > > itself anti- american.
>
> [Blunderov]
> This doesn't seem logical. How is opposing such an action in and of
> itself anti-American? The opposer might quite easily have what they
> consider to be Americas best interests at heart; they might be a
> patriot of note. Or not. The question is entirely moot.
>
[joe]
To advise someone not to defend themselves against their attackers
clearly does not demonstrate that the advisor harbors their best
interests at heart.
[Blunderov]
'Cmon Joe, that dog wont hunt. Picture, if you will, this scene:
<The White House, Presidential boudoir, 11:00 pm>
(The President is on his knees beside his bed, fingers steepled, eyes
closed.)
[Dubya]
Oh Lord, please provide me with some helpful advice to get me thru these
dark days of global terrorism.
[Jesus]
Well George, one of my personal favourites is "Love thy neighbour as
thyself." An oldy but goody. Highly recommended.
[Dubya]
That one is a bit awkward at the moment Lord. Got another one? Something
with lots of wrath and brimstone preferably, you know how the public
likes special fx?
[Jesus]
We ordered some last week but they haven't delivered yet. All I have in
stock at the moment is some "turn the other cheek". Can I give you some
of that instead?
[Dubya]
Well its a bit pansy for the times we're facing Lord. We need something
a bit stronger than that.
[Jesus]
Well there's always "forgive us our trespasses as we forgive those who
trespass against us". A popular favourite, perennial seller, breaks the
ice at ecumenical parties.
[Dubya]
Jesus Jesus! What are you? An anti-american? Is there someone else I can
speak to? Your dad! Is he in?
[Jesus]
I'll just go see.
[Dubya]
Amen to that you rotten doctor commie rat.
Warm regards
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